Too Many Chicks In Paradise! Who Ever Heard of Such A Thing?

Sad but true. We have way too many chicks! The Adams and Eves of foul have been having a ball, and now there are far too many little beaked babes scampering about. Yes, we have heard of gathering the eggs and making them deviled, but you try "happening to notice" that one of the little mamas has a secret nest in the roof. (We eventually did notice, when in the middle of a lightning storm in our windowless office on the balcony, we began chasing wind-blown papers about, and chicks started falling from the sky! Blossom was snapping them up in her jaws as quick as a whip, but many escaped under cover of the howling wind to proliferate, gobble, and peck.) So...

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